Farmhouse family outdoor decor, wooden sign. In our family we don’t hide crazy we set it on the porch and give it a cocktail.


This is a 10.5” x 17” cedar planks with rustic brown, gray or turquoise patina. (Color and patina will vary) I personally hand paint and sand these to give the nicest distressed finish.

Cedar is lightweight and will age nicely outdoors.

Choose “patio, deck, Garage or porch”

*Laser engraving with black ink lettering. *3d raised wood lettering.
*Jute/rope hanger -ready to hang.

Available in 3 colors: Brown, gray or turquoise.

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-3 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Frequently Asked Questions

Custom and personalized orders

Custom orders need to have a 1 week turnaround timeframe, due to the nature of the work.

Do you ship out of the US?

Currently, we do not offer shipping out of the US.

Can you do custom orders?

Yes! 95% of our orders are customizable and/or one-of-a-kind!

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