Who the hell fired the maid?
This is a 5” x 12” farmhouse funny, cedar plank sign with laser engraving and 3d wood raised lettering on base color of your choice. (Choose the name from the color swatch picture)
Jute/rope hanger, ready to hang.
Laser engraved logo on the back.
*Brown will be supplied unless there is a message/note indicating your color preference.*
Shipping from United States
Processing time
1-3 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Payment Options
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
Frequently Asked Questions
Custom and personalized orders
Custom orders need to have a 1 week turnaround timeframe, due to the nature of the work.
Do you ship out of the US?
Currently, we do not offer shipping out of the US.
Can you do custom orders?
Yes! 95% of our orders are customizable and/or one-of-a-kind!