This is a 10.5” x 17” cedar planks with rustic brown patina. (Color and patina will vary)
Choose your base color
Laser engraving and 3d raised wood lettering. Jute hanger.
This is a great (funny) gift to give someone and it always raises a chuckle when it’s read!
Available in an assortment of colors. If it’s not listed just message me the name of the color from the picture.
1-3 business days
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
Custom orders need to have a 1 week turnaround timeframe, due to the nature of the work.
Currently, we do not offer shipping out of the US.
Yes! 95% of our orders are customizable and/or one-of-a-kind!