Welcome your guests with this funny nobody gets out sober door hanger/home decor, College apartment decor, Entry wall decor, Adult humor, Handmade sign, Funny gift, bar sign.
Cedar is a great material for outdoors. It is also very lightweight.
This is a 5” x 20” cedar planks sign is in a brown stained base. It’s also available in other colors just let me know in the notes when purchasing.
This has 3d raised wooden lettering that makes the statement really profound.
***If you want black lettering then black shiny acrylic will be used***
The bow is included but maybe different then shown due to availability or contrasting with the color base that you choose.
My husband and I make these to order so if you need something special just let us know.
Jute(rope) hanger-ready to hang!
1-3 business days
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
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Monette Esterly, 4405 Bourbon Dr. Coeurdalene Idaho 83819
Custom orders need to have a 1 week turnaround timeframe, due to the nature of the work.
Currently, we do not offer shipping out of the US.
Yes! 95% of our orders are customizable and/or one-of-a-kind!